Fake Doctor And Sperm Drinker Arrested in Niger State

The people of this world are really going bunkers!!! Nawa o!

Police yesterday arrested a 50-year-old fake Medical Doctor, Umaru Usman, who allegedly indulged in sucking sperm of patients in Minna, Niger State.

Usman was apprehended at the Out Patient Department of the Minna General Hospital after parading himself as a medical doctor for over two years without being detected. It was learnt that the suspect, who was originally a hospital attendant, usually directs male patients away from the doctors into a room where he would massage their private parts until the patient discharges sperm into his palms.

Thereafter, he would lick the sperm and allow the victim to go without prescribing any drug for him.It was learnt that Usman had sucked and licked the sperm of 10 victims before he was exposed.
According to a witness, his last victim, Sani Baitachi (40), could not discharge on time, which made him to slap the suspect. This led to an argument which led to Usman’s arrest.


It was at this stage the hospital management was brought into the matter. The suspect was then handed over to the police.


When contacted, the Deputy Chief Medical Director of the Minna General Hospital, Dr. Hussaini Yabagi, confirmed the story.


He said: “The management will follow the case to its logical conclusion so that it will serve as deterrent to others.”


The state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), DSP Bala Elkana, also confirmed the incident.He added that investigation had commenced into the incident.

Source: Newtelegraphonline

Husband Sends Wife Packing For Moaning When Being Raped By Robbers

This is so funny. Just read.

A Benue State-born man (name withheld) has sacked his newly married wife because she was making some ‘funny moaning’ sounds while being raped by armed robbers in his presence.

The incident played out in the couple’s residence on Bello Street in the Iyana-Ejigbo area of Lagos State, when armed robbers visited them in the death of night few months after they came back from their village where they had conducted their traditional marriage.

It was learnt  that after the heavily armed gunmen invaded Baba Eneh’s house around 3 am and demanded money, the native of Owukpa, Ogadigbo Local Government Area of Benue allegedly told the gunmen that he had only N3, 500 at home.

The man, a commercial bus driver, reportedly begged the robbers that he did not have much money at home since he had expended all his savings on marrying his new wife and they were just trying to settle down.

But the robbers who were angry that the man did not have much money at home, decided to gang-rape his wife at gunpoint and descended on her.

However, when the robbers left after raping the woman, the commercial driver was said to have raised hell, accusing his wife of enjoying the rape by moaning in excitement and twisting her waist as the robbers sexually assaulted her, instead of screaming for help.

He was quoted as telling his neighbours:

“Imagine my wife, instead of her to cry for help, she was busy making some funny sounds, an indication that she was enjoying the sex, even in my presence.”

He was said to have ordered the woman out of his house on the ground that she disgraced him as it is against the customs of his community for a married woman to have sex with another man.

The man is said to be afraid of what the gods of his land will do to him and has asked the wife to return to her village for the cleansing rites and sacrifices to be made.

Source: thenationonlineng