Fake Doctor And Sperm Drinker Arrested in Niger State

The people of this world are really going bunkers!!! Nawa o!

Police yesterday arrested a 50-year-old fake Medical Doctor, Umaru Usman, who allegedly indulged in sucking sperm of patients in Minna, Niger State.

Usman was apprehended at the Out Patient Department of the Minna General Hospital after parading himself as a medical doctor for over two years without being detected. It was learnt that the suspect, who was originally a hospital attendant, usually directs male patients away from the doctors into a room where he would massage their private parts until the patient discharges sperm into his palms.

Thereafter, he would lick the sperm and allow the victim to go without prescribing any drug for him.It was learnt that Usman had sucked and licked the sperm of 10 victims before he was exposed.
According to a witness, his last victim, Sani Baitachi (40), could not discharge on time, which made him to slap the suspect. This led to an argument which led to Usman’s arrest.


It was at this stage the hospital management was brought into the matter. The suspect was then handed over to the police.


When contacted, the Deputy Chief Medical Director of the Minna General Hospital, Dr. Hussaini Yabagi, confirmed the story.


He said: “The management will follow the case to its logical conclusion so that it will serve as deterrent to others.”


The state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), DSP Bala Elkana, also confirmed the incident.He added that investigation had commenced into the incident.

Source: Newtelegraphonline

Husband Sends Wife Packing For Moaning When Being Raped By Robbers

This is so funny. Just read.

A Benue State-born man (name withheld) has sacked his newly married wife because she was making some ‘funny moaning’ sounds while being raped by armed robbers in his presence.

The incident played out in the couple’s residence on Bello Street in the Iyana-Ejigbo area of Lagos State, when armed robbers visited them in the death of night few months after they came back from their village where they had conducted their traditional marriage.

It was learnt  that after the heavily armed gunmen invaded Baba Eneh’s house around 3 am and demanded money, the native of Owukpa, Ogadigbo Local Government Area of Benue allegedly told the gunmen that he had only N3, 500 at home.

The man, a commercial bus driver, reportedly begged the robbers that he did not have much money at home since he had expended all his savings on marrying his new wife and they were just trying to settle down.

But the robbers who were angry that the man did not have much money at home, decided to gang-rape his wife at gunpoint and descended on her.

However, when the robbers left after raping the woman, the commercial driver was said to have raised hell, accusing his wife of enjoying the rape by moaning in excitement and twisting her waist as the robbers sexually assaulted her, instead of screaming for help.

He was quoted as telling his neighbours:

“Imagine my wife, instead of her to cry for help, she was busy making some funny sounds, an indication that she was enjoying the sex, even in my presence.”

He was said to have ordered the woman out of his house on the ground that she disgraced him as it is against the customs of his community for a married woman to have sex with another man.

The man is said to be afraid of what the gods of his land will do to him and has asked the wife to return to her village for the cleansing rites and sacrifices to be made.

Source: thenationonlineng

Women Are Polygamous In Nature -FB User

A Nigerian Facebook user named Nkechi Bianze took to her Facebook page with the same name to announce that women are polygamous in nature especially Nigerian women.

In the post which has generated tons of comments on blogs, she claimed 62% of women are "unfaithful".

Read her post in the photo below.

What no one knows is the intent behind the post; if it is for the women or against the women.
however, she has aired her mind.

Soon, JAMB Result Will Be Valid For Three Years

The Nigerian Senate has passed the amendment of Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board’s Act #JAMBBill SB. 245 into law. Part of the amendment is the extension of the validity of JAMB UTME results to 3 years. 

Senate President Bukola Saraki, in appreciating his distinguished colleagues for their work towards the passage of the bill said that the new amendments will indeed bring financial relief to students as well as parents and reduce bottlenecks and corruption in the admission process.

Good news!

A Writer? Etisalat is Calling For Entries

Unpublished writers now have the opportunity to enter for the 2016 edition of the Etisalat Prize for Literature, Flash Fiction Award. Entries opened September 1 and will close October 14, 2016. You can enter for this prize by submitting your captivating stories of not more than 300 words.

In today’s fast paced world where communication is right at our finger tips through the use of smart devices; phones, tablets and the likes, consumers prefer to consume information on-the-go and in bite sized chunks. Etisalat continues its effort to inspire and encourage creativity by creating a category which recognizes unpublished writers. The Flash Fiction Award therefore seeks to marry both of these concepts together thus providing added value to mobile device users across Africa.

Here’s how to enter:

• All entries will be submitted online via the website http://prize.etisalat.com.ng/flash-fiction/apply
• On approval of stories, participants are required to share the links to their stories on social media channels to garner votes when voting begins in November 2016.

The Top 50 stories will be published as an e-book compilation by okadabooks.com  and promoted online and via SMS after which a winner and two runners-up will be unveiled by a panel of judges made up of seasoned writers, authors and literary enthusiasts.

Re-emphasizing Etisalat’s commitment to supporting creativity, the Head, Event and Sponsorships, Etisalat Nigeria, Modupe Thani said the platform creates an avenue for budding African writers to have a voice and express their abilities thereby giving them a springboard for recognition.

Modupe Ojuolape Kuti, won the 2015 edition of the award for her short story ‘Gone’. She was rewarded with £1,000 cash prize and an iPhone 6. The two Runners up, Jacqueline Uche Agweh and John Chidi received £500 each and mobile devices for their stories, “Invincible” and “Madness in Degrees” respectively.

Stepmother And 2 Teachers Sentenced to Death for Murder of a 3year Old

According the News Agency Of Nigeria (NAN), an Edo High Court on Monday sentenced three people to death by hanging over the murder of a three-year-old girl. The convicts, Betty Stephen, the stepmother, and the two teachers- Johnson Ogbeide and Nancy Aiwuyor, committed the offence on February 24, 2009, at Erhiborhibo village, Orhionmwon Local Government Area of Edo.

The judge, Justice Geraldine Imadegbelo, in her judgment said the prosecution proved its case beyond reasonable doubt. She said the prosecution proved that the stepmother gave the three-year-old girl to Ogbeide, who in turn handed over the baby to his colleague, Aiwuyor, to be sold for ritual purposes.

Reviewing the evidence placed before her, the judge said the child was left in the custody of her stepmother by her parents who went to farm on the day the child was killed.

“When the victim’s parents returned, they could not find the child, only for the stepmother to confess that she stole the child to the two other convicts,” she said.

The judge also said that the prosecution established that the victim was sold for N1.5 million, her nine fingers cut off, her hair shaved as directed for the ritual.

According to judge, “seven years after the victim disappeared in the hands of the convicts without being found, the court was safe to hold that the child was dead.’ “The acts of the 1st, 2nd and 3rd accused persons which caused the death of the deceased were unlawful.” Mrs. Imadegbelo said.

The court also sentenced the convicts to 14-year jail term each for the offence of child stealing.

Sen Oluremi Tinubu has Released N75m to Sponsor a Protest Against me in Abuja -Sen Dino melaye

The political tussle between Senator Dino Melaye and his counterpart Sen Oluremi Tinubu is deepening and has taken a new turn. Melaye is alleging that Senator Remi Tinubu has released N75 million to sponsor a protest against him in Abuja. He made the allegation in a post on his Facebook wall. The piece is quite lengthy but is sure, worth a read.

A civil rights movement, Committee for the Defence of Women's Rights, has uncovered a plan by the wife of a former governor of Lagos State and chairman, Senate Committee on Women Affairs, Mrs. Oluremi Tinubu to sponsor a protest against Senator Dino Melaye this coming Wednesday in Abuja. 

The organisation said she has released N75 million to Lagos State APC Woman Leader, Mrs. Kemi Nelson through one of her sisters simply identified as Funlola. The National President of CDWR, Prof. Taibat Majekodunmi, made the revelation in a statement issued on Monday in Abuja. Already, the protesters have stormed Abuja and have booked for 300 rooms in many Hotels in hotels in Abuja. She said, "We have it on good authority that N75 million has been released by Senator Okuremi Tinubu to Mrs. Kemi Nelson through Mrs. Tinubu's sister called Funlola.

The money is to organise a protest in Abuja on Wednesday against the chairman, Denate Committee on the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Dino Melaye, with 1,000 protesters from Lagos. "The protesters have booked for 300 rooms in some in hotels in Abuja. Why did she not organize a protest against the hardship of Nigerian women and widows.

As we speak, Alade market in Ogba area of Lagos has been destroyed and all the women rendered shopless. Oluremi Tinubu did not organize protest about that. "Against the provisions of the constitution of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Kemi Nelson doubles at the State APC Women leader in Lagos and also the zonal women leader of APC in the South West. This will show her greediness and why the Tinubu dynasty has taken over Lagos.

"Women were killed in Kano and Abuja and Mrs. Tinubu is the chairman, Senate Committee on Women Affairs. She did not organize protest over these killings. Mrs. Tinubu has not protested against the skyrocketed price of tomatoes in the market. In the same vein, kerosene is now over N200 per litre and she didn't organised any protest to that effect.

"Instead, she has taken advantage of the prevailing poverty in the land to hire hungry women in the land to partake in an unproductive protest against Dino Melaye. Women like Funmilayo Ransome Kuti, Hajiya Gambosa Sawaba, Sarah Jubril, fought for woman race without attacking any man. Mrs.

Oluremi Tinubu should emulate the likes of Margaret Thatcher, Indira Ghandhi, Benazir Bhutto and our own dear Dora Akunyili. "You can imagine what N75 million will do in the lives of widows and hungry Nigerian women. We dare Mrs. Tinubu to go ahead with her planned N75 million protest in Abuja. We will also mobilize Nigerian women against this ostentatious display of wealth while the average Nigerian women wallow in abject poverty."

Nigeria Might Visit Anti-Gay Law -Goodluck Jonathan

Former President Goodluck Jonathan says Nigeria may visit the anti-gay marriage law which he signed on January 7th 2014. He stated this while speaking at Bloomberg studio today June 6th

“When it comes to equality, we must all have the same rights as Nigerian citizens. In the light of deepening debates for all Nigerians and other citizens of the world to be treated equally and without discrimination, and with the clear knowledge that the issue of sexual orientation is still evolving, the nation may at the appropriate time revisit the law” he said.

What do you think? Some sense or Beautiful Nonsense?