Fake Doctor And Sperm Drinker Arrested in Niger State

The people of this world are really going bunkers!!! Nawa o!

Police yesterday arrested a 50-year-old fake Medical Doctor, Umaru Usman, who allegedly indulged in sucking sperm of patients in Minna, Niger State.

Usman was apprehended at the Out Patient Department of the Minna General Hospital after parading himself as a medical doctor for over two years without being detected. It was learnt that the suspect, who was originally a hospital attendant, usually directs male patients away from the doctors into a room where he would massage their private parts until the patient discharges sperm into his palms.

Thereafter, he would lick the sperm and allow the victim to go without prescribing any drug for him.It was learnt that Usman had sucked and licked the sperm of 10 victims before he was exposed.
According to a witness, his last victim, Sani Baitachi (40), could not discharge on time, which made him to slap the suspect. This led to an argument which led to Usman’s arrest.


It was at this stage the hospital management was brought into the matter. The suspect was then handed over to the police.


When contacted, the Deputy Chief Medical Director of the Minna General Hospital, Dr. Hussaini Yabagi, confirmed the story.


He said: “The management will follow the case to its logical conclusion so that it will serve as deterrent to others.”


The state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), DSP Bala Elkana, also confirmed the incident.He added that investigation had commenced into the incident.

Source: Newtelegraphonline

Diary of an Abuja Commuter

My experience commuting round Abuja this past week has been hellish and difficult, yet funny. My “Baby Boy” decided to break down, leaving me with the choice of patronizing public transport. Without bragging, I can’t remember when last I spent this long days jumping from one taxi to the other. God has been so faithful that He has sustained me this long.

Well, that is not the purpose of this piece. I have to state that fact early enough before haters stop reading it as quick as they can. Or before they turn-up the control bars of the level of their hatred. Lols!

This piece is all about the many types of commuters you find in Abuja.

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1.       THE TALKATIVE: This set of commuters can talk for Africa. Right from the very minute they walk up to you at the bus-stop, they start by asking stupid rhetorical questions like “Bros, how the road be nah? Motor dey bah?” Also, they can rush taxi like say nah the last flight to heaven. As they are rushing, they are also bargaining the price. And when they finally board the bus/taxi, their talking business continues to a top gear. They talk about any and everything. If they did not break one strange news that has never been heard of, they will talk about an old one with additions or subtractions. Even when their co-commuters are not responding, they shift the talk to the driver. Their case is worse if they dare sit in the front seat or by the taxi/bus’s window. They talk to every other taxi/bus or car overtaking the taxi/bus they are in. Did I hear you say “these set of commuters are annoying?” Wait till you read about the other set of commuters.

2.       THE PHONE/GADGET ADDICTS: I don’t know if I should call this set of commuters big boys and big girls or I should just call them bunch of attention seekers. Just like the last set of commuters (The TALKATIVES), these ones are ever busy with their phones and gadgets right from when standing at the bus-stop. They stand and mind their phone. Saying “Hi” or “Hello” to them is a waste of your time because their ears are already blocked with ear buds. Right inside the bus/taxi, they switch from Facebook to Whatsapp and then to Instagram before heading to twitter. They laugh out loud with reckless abandon as if they are in AY show. When they play games, they shout like someone that have placed a huge amount of money on home team to win on bet9ja but then the home team is one goal down. They make all sorts of noisy calls at the top of their voices. At the end of every call, they soliloquize and analyze it. “This babe think say I be mugu” Like we said you are! “Nawa for this man o, just because I gave him my number that’s why he is disturbing my life with phone calls” My sister, na your own hand you take give am the number o! “Hmm…I can’t do that job for #500,000, I don pass that level abeg” Mr man, you don pass job of five hundred thousand naira and you still follow us dey rush #100 taxi? Go tell that to the birds flying about in Sambisa forest. If I hear!

3.       THE DEAF AND DOMB: This set of commuters are just there. . I would have called them ghosts but that might sound ruthless on my part. When they board bus/taxi, they behave like they are in Mars. They don’t speak a word or reply any. Even when you extend the first hand of friendship through greeting, what you get in return is just a hand wave of “Hi”, “Hello” or “Hwfa”. The longest word you can hear from them is “Yes”, “No” or “Ask the driver”; depending on the type of question you throw at them.  The most annoying thing about this set of commuters is that even when everyone else is shouting “Jesus…Jesus…Jesus” at the slightest sign of a mishap, they stare blindly like they have a spare life chilling at home. I don jus gerrit!

4.       THE COMPLAINANTS: I will close this piece with this set of commuters –the complainants. They complain virtually about everything. If it is not about their family, then it is about the country. I would have combined them with The Talkatives but this set of commuters only complain, whereas the former talk about everything, including jokes. The complainants are also aggressive. Due to their unending complaints, they are cantankerous and get aggressive at the slightest provocation. God help you, you don’t step on their foot push them a little during the rush for space in any taxi/bus that comes around. Inside the bus/taxi, they never ever have enough space for themselves. They always demand the nearest person to them to “adjust” for space for them. They’ll narrate to you how they have been hustling for bus/taxi since after fuel subsidy removal if you pay attention to them. “This country don tire persin” is their anthem. The funny thing about this set of commuters is this: Despite their complaints of how tired they are with life and the country, they are the first to shout “Jesus…Jesus…Jesus” for little things like the car driving through a pothole.  The next thing you hear from them is a stern warning to the driver to drive carefully. Life don tire you, yet you no wan die. . . isoorait!

My word of encouragement to commuter reading this piece is this; as you hustle to have your own car, please accommodate everyone that you meet in a taxi/bus because people are just different in their ways.

Live and let live!

-centokoh

Nigeria Literary Icon, Buchi Emecheta Passes On

Nigerian literary icon, Buchi Emecheta is dead. The novelist who hailed from Ibusa, Delta State, died at the age of 72. She was one of Nigeria's veteran writers and has authored more than 20 books.

Some of her foremost works include 'The Joys of Motherhood', 'Second-Class Citizen', 'The Bride Price', amongst others.

Buchi Emecheta received many literary awards during her lifetime. Her themes of child slavery, motherhood, female independence and freedom through education won her considerable critical acclaim and honours, including an Order of the British Empire in 2005. Emecheta once described her stories as "stories of the world…[where]… women face the universal problems of poverty and oppression, and the longer they stay, no matter where they have come from originally, the more the problems become identical." She has been characterised as "the first successful black woman novelist living in Britain after 1948" -Wikipedia

Women Are Polygamous In Nature -FB User

A Nigerian Facebook user named Nkechi Bianze took to her Facebook page with the same name to announce that women are polygamous in nature especially Nigerian women.

In the post which has generated tons of comments on blogs, she claimed 62% of women are "unfaithful".

Read her post in the photo below.

What no one knows is the intent behind the post; if it is for the women or against the women.
however, she has aired her mind.

DOLLAR WAHALA: Comic Video lolz

Online Business -Grow Your Little investment Fast

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What is givers forum?

GIVERS FORUM is a community of givers, people who provide each other financial help on the principle of “Give, it shall be given unto you, good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over…” In GIVERS FORUM you don’t have to make contracts or pledge your property, there are no lenders and no debtors. Everything is very simple: one participant asks for help — another one helps.

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You log into your account known as Personal Office with the login details you registered with.

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Say you have announced willingness to assist with N100,000. You will be rewarded in your Private Office with N100,000. And it will immediately start growing! A week later, this N100,000 will become N110,000 and in a month, it becomes N140,000. Accordingly, you will be able to request assistance for N110,000 in the first week, N120,000 in the 2^nd week, N130,000 in the 3^rd week and N140,000 in the 4^th week. All after your pledge might have been transferred and confirmed.

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Donations from 20,000 earns a reward of 1,000

Donations from 200,000 - earns a reward of 5,000

Donations from 500,000 - earns a reward of 10,000

Donations from 1,000,000 - earns a reward 20,000

Donations from 2,000,000 - earns a reward 50,000 

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MMM is not a bank. MMM does not collect your money. MMM is not an online business, HYIP, investment or MLM program. MMM is a community where people help each other. MMM gives you a technical platform which helps millions of participants worldwide to connect those who NEED help to those who are ready to PROVIDE help, for FREE. All transferred funds to another participant are your help given by your own good will to another one, absolutely gratis. If you are completely confident and certain in your actions and make your mind to participate, we kindly ask you to study carefully all warnings and instructions first.

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HOW DOES IT WORK?

MMM is a community of people providing each other financial help on the principle of gratuitousness, reciprocity and benevolence. In MMM you don’t have to make contracts or pledge your property. In MMM there are no lenders and no debtors. Everything is very simple: one participant asks for help — another one helps.

The only thing that MMM demands from its participants is to be honest and kind to each other. You ask for financial help when you need it, you give financial help when you are able to do it.

How does it work technically? You declare the willingness to give help (click in your Personal Office (hereinafter PO) "Provide Help"), after which your account will be rewarded with Mavro (internal “currency”/scores of the System). Mavros will start growing from the moment of offering the contribution at the rate of 30% per month. (Calculation of reward occurs twice a week, on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 00:00 GMT.) This sum in Mavro shows how much you can request for yourself.

Say you have announced willingness to assist with $ 100. You will be rewarded in your PO with 100 Mavro. And they will immediately start growing! A month later, these 100 will become 130 Mavro. Accordingly, you will be able to request assistance for $ 130.

However, it is not necessary at all to wait for a month. Help can be requested at any time. But only after confirmation of your mavro. What does "after confirmation" mean? It means only after you actually transfer money, i.e. really give assistance to another participant. (But not just declare willingness.) Request for providing help comes to you in your personal office. If you do not do it within 48 hours, you will be removed from the system. (For all eternity.)

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Please note that the use of the words 30% a month cannot be considered as a yield or interest rate since the funds were given away, we are not earning anything anywhere (we are a mutual-aid fund), and nobody promises or guarantees to pay it! 

REGISTRATION BONUS

When registering in the system, you get from $20 to $100 as a present. But this is for only those who have contributed their own money as well. (Otherwise the System will be pulled apart. For bonuses. They will keep registering endlessly.)

1)      $20 - if you have contributed from $50 - $499. Frozen for two weeks.

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A Writer? Etisalat is Calling For Entries

Unpublished writers now have the opportunity to enter for the 2016 edition of the Etisalat Prize for Literature, Flash Fiction Award. Entries opened September 1 and will close October 14, 2016. You can enter for this prize by submitting your captivating stories of not more than 300 words.

In today’s fast paced world where communication is right at our finger tips through the use of smart devices; phones, tablets and the likes, consumers prefer to consume information on-the-go and in bite sized chunks. Etisalat continues its effort to inspire and encourage creativity by creating a category which recognizes unpublished writers. The Flash Fiction Award therefore seeks to marry both of these concepts together thus providing added value to mobile device users across Africa.

Here’s how to enter:

• All entries will be submitted online via the website http://prize.etisalat.com.ng/flash-fiction/apply
• On approval of stories, participants are required to share the links to their stories on social media channels to garner votes when voting begins in November 2016.

The Top 50 stories will be published as an e-book compilation by okadabooks.com  and promoted online and via SMS after which a winner and two runners-up will be unveiled by a panel of judges made up of seasoned writers, authors and literary enthusiasts.

Re-emphasizing Etisalat’s commitment to supporting creativity, the Head, Event and Sponsorships, Etisalat Nigeria, Modupe Thani said the platform creates an avenue for budding African writers to have a voice and express their abilities thereby giving them a springboard for recognition.

Modupe Ojuolape Kuti, won the 2015 edition of the award for her short story ‘Gone’. She was rewarded with £1,000 cash prize and an iPhone 6. The two Runners up, Jacqueline Uche Agweh and John Chidi received £500 each and mobile devices for their stories, “Invincible” and “Madness in Degrees” respectively.

Stepmother And 2 Teachers Sentenced to Death for Murder of a 3year Old

According the News Agency Of Nigeria (NAN), an Edo High Court on Monday sentenced three people to death by hanging over the murder of a three-year-old girl. The convicts, Betty Stephen, the stepmother, and the two teachers- Johnson Ogbeide and Nancy Aiwuyor, committed the offence on February 24, 2009, at Erhiborhibo village, Orhionmwon Local Government Area of Edo.

The judge, Justice Geraldine Imadegbelo, in her judgment said the prosecution proved its case beyond reasonable doubt. She said the prosecution proved that the stepmother gave the three-year-old girl to Ogbeide, who in turn handed over the baby to his colleague, Aiwuyor, to be sold for ritual purposes.

Reviewing the evidence placed before her, the judge said the child was left in the custody of her stepmother by her parents who went to farm on the day the child was killed.

“When the victim’s parents returned, they could not find the child, only for the stepmother to confess that she stole the child to the two other convicts,” she said.

The judge also said that the prosecution established that the victim was sold for N1.5 million, her nine fingers cut off, her hair shaved as directed for the ritual.

According to judge, “seven years after the victim disappeared in the hands of the convicts without being found, the court was safe to hold that the child was dead.’ “The acts of the 1st, 2nd and 3rd accused persons which caused the death of the deceased were unlawful.” Mrs. Imadegbelo said.

The court also sentenced the convicts to 14-year jail term each for the offence of child stealing.