Fake Doctor And Sperm Drinker Arrested in Niger State

The people of this world are really going bunkers!!! Nawa o!

Police yesterday arrested a 50-year-old fake Medical Doctor, Umaru Usman, who allegedly indulged in sucking sperm of patients in Minna, Niger State.

Usman was apprehended at the Out Patient Department of the Minna General Hospital after parading himself as a medical doctor for over two years without being detected. It was learnt that the suspect, who was originally a hospital attendant, usually directs male patients away from the doctors into a room where he would massage their private parts until the patient discharges sperm into his palms.

Thereafter, he would lick the sperm and allow the victim to go without prescribing any drug for him.It was learnt that Usman had sucked and licked the sperm of 10 victims before he was exposed.
According to a witness, his last victim, Sani Baitachi (40), could not discharge on time, which made him to slap the suspect. This led to an argument which led to Usman’s arrest.


It was at this stage the hospital management was brought into the matter. The suspect was then handed over to the police.


When contacted, the Deputy Chief Medical Director of the Minna General Hospital, Dr. Hussaini Yabagi, confirmed the story.


He said: “The management will follow the case to its logical conclusion so that it will serve as deterrent to others.”


The state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), DSP Bala Elkana, also confirmed the incident.He added that investigation had commenced into the incident.

Source: Newtelegraphonline

Husband Sends Wife Packing For Moaning When Being Raped By Robbers

This is so funny. Just read.

A Benue State-born man (name withheld) has sacked his newly married wife because she was making some ‘funny moaning’ sounds while being raped by armed robbers in his presence.

The incident played out in the couple’s residence on Bello Street in the Iyana-Ejigbo area of Lagos State, when armed robbers visited them in the death of night few months after they came back from their village where they had conducted their traditional marriage.

It was learnt  that after the heavily armed gunmen invaded Baba Eneh’s house around 3 am and demanded money, the native of Owukpa, Ogadigbo Local Government Area of Benue allegedly told the gunmen that he had only N3, 500 at home.

The man, a commercial bus driver, reportedly begged the robbers that he did not have much money at home since he had expended all his savings on marrying his new wife and they were just trying to settle down.

But the robbers who were angry that the man did not have much money at home, decided to gang-rape his wife at gunpoint and descended on her.

However, when the robbers left after raping the woman, the commercial driver was said to have raised hell, accusing his wife of enjoying the rape by moaning in excitement and twisting her waist as the robbers sexually assaulted her, instead of screaming for help.

He was quoted as telling his neighbours:

“Imagine my wife, instead of her to cry for help, she was busy making some funny sounds, an indication that she was enjoying the sex, even in my presence.”

He was said to have ordered the woman out of his house on the ground that she disgraced him as it is against the customs of his community for a married woman to have sex with another man.

The man is said to be afraid of what the gods of his land will do to him and has asked the wife to return to her village for the cleansing rites and sacrifices to be made.

Source: thenationonlineng

Diary of an Abuja Commuter

My experience commuting round Abuja this past week has been hellish and difficult, yet funny. My “Baby Boy” decided to break down, leaving me with the choice of patronizing public transport. Without bragging, I can’t remember when last I spent this long days jumping from one taxi to the other. God has been so faithful that He has sustained me this long.

Well, that is not the purpose of this piece. I have to state that fact early enough before haters stop reading it as quick as they can. Or before they turn-up the control bars of the level of their hatred. Lols!

This piece is all about the many types of commuters you find in Abuja.

https://www.facebook.com/cent.okoh/posts/1335490273179594

1.       THE TALKATIVE: This set of commuters can talk for Africa. Right from the very minute they walk up to you at the bus-stop, they start by asking stupid rhetorical questions like “Bros, how the road be nah? Motor dey bah?” Also, they can rush taxi like say nah the last flight to heaven. As they are rushing, they are also bargaining the price. And when they finally board the bus/taxi, their talking business continues to a top gear. They talk about any and everything. If they did not break one strange news that has never been heard of, they will talk about an old one with additions or subtractions. Even when their co-commuters are not responding, they shift the talk to the driver. Their case is worse if they dare sit in the front seat or by the taxi/bus’s window. They talk to every other taxi/bus or car overtaking the taxi/bus they are in. Did I hear you say “these set of commuters are annoying?” Wait till you read about the other set of commuters.

2.       THE PHONE/GADGET ADDICTS: I don’t know if I should call this set of commuters big boys and big girls or I should just call them bunch of attention seekers. Just like the last set of commuters (The TALKATIVES), these ones are ever busy with their phones and gadgets right from when standing at the bus-stop. They stand and mind their phone. Saying “Hi” or “Hello” to them is a waste of your time because their ears are already blocked with ear buds. Right inside the bus/taxi, they switch from Facebook to Whatsapp and then to Instagram before heading to twitter. They laugh out loud with reckless abandon as if they are in AY show. When they play games, they shout like someone that have placed a huge amount of money on home team to win on bet9ja but then the home team is one goal down. They make all sorts of noisy calls at the top of their voices. At the end of every call, they soliloquize and analyze it. “This babe think say I be mugu” Like we said you are! “Nawa for this man o, just because I gave him my number that’s why he is disturbing my life with phone calls” My sister, na your own hand you take give am the number o! “Hmm…I can’t do that job for #500,000, I don pass that level abeg” Mr man, you don pass job of five hundred thousand naira and you still follow us dey rush #100 taxi? Go tell that to the birds flying about in Sambisa forest. If I hear!

3.       THE DEAF AND DOMB: This set of commuters are just there. . I would have called them ghosts but that might sound ruthless on my part. When they board bus/taxi, they behave like they are in Mars. They don’t speak a word or reply any. Even when you extend the first hand of friendship through greeting, what you get in return is just a hand wave of “Hi”, “Hello” or “Hwfa”. The longest word you can hear from them is “Yes”, “No” or “Ask the driver”; depending on the type of question you throw at them.  The most annoying thing about this set of commuters is that even when everyone else is shouting “Jesus…Jesus…Jesus” at the slightest sign of a mishap, they stare blindly like they have a spare life chilling at home. I don jus gerrit!

4.       THE COMPLAINANTS: I will close this piece with this set of commuters –the complainants. They complain virtually about everything. If it is not about their family, then it is about the country. I would have combined them with The Talkatives but this set of commuters only complain, whereas the former talk about everything, including jokes. The complainants are also aggressive. Due to their unending complaints, they are cantankerous and get aggressive at the slightest provocation. God help you, you don’t step on their foot push them a little during the rush for space in any taxi/bus that comes around. Inside the bus/taxi, they never ever have enough space for themselves. They always demand the nearest person to them to “adjust” for space for them. They’ll narrate to you how they have been hustling for bus/taxi since after fuel subsidy removal if you pay attention to them. “This country don tire persin” is their anthem. The funny thing about this set of commuters is this: Despite their complaints of how tired they are with life and the country, they are the first to shout “Jesus…Jesus…Jesus” for little things like the car driving through a pothole.  The next thing you hear from them is a stern warning to the driver to drive carefully. Life don tire you, yet you no wan die. . . isoorait!

My word of encouragement to commuter reading this piece is this; as you hustle to have your own car, please accommodate everyone that you meet in a taxi/bus because people are just different in their ways.

Live and let live!

-centokoh

Nigeria Literary Icon, Buchi Emecheta Passes On

Nigerian literary icon, Buchi Emecheta is dead. The novelist who hailed from Ibusa, Delta State, died at the age of 72. She was one of Nigeria's veteran writers and has authored more than 20 books.

Some of her foremost works include 'The Joys of Motherhood', 'Second-Class Citizen', 'The Bride Price', amongst others.

Buchi Emecheta received many literary awards during her lifetime. Her themes of child slavery, motherhood, female independence and freedom through education won her considerable critical acclaim and honours, including an Order of the British Empire in 2005. Emecheta once described her stories as "stories of the world…[where]… women face the universal problems of poverty and oppression, and the longer they stay, no matter where they have come from originally, the more the problems become identical." She has been characterised as "the first successful black woman novelist living in Britain after 1948" -Wikipedia

Women Are Polygamous In Nature -FB User

A Nigerian Facebook user named Nkechi Bianze took to her Facebook page with the same name to announce that women are polygamous in nature especially Nigerian women.

In the post which has generated tons of comments on blogs, she claimed 62% of women are "unfaithful".

Read her post in the photo below.

What no one knows is the intent behind the post; if it is for the women or against the women.
however, she has aired her mind.

PREGNANCY: Comic Video

The lady in this video got pregnant for a local boy who has denied knowing her but the lady's uncle did a smart thing. Watch and Share!

MMM Nigeria Testimony Video of a Participant

DOLLAR WAHALA: Comic Video lolz

Online Business -Grow Your Little investment Fast

If you have been looking for a popular means of making cool cash online, I have a wonderful platforms I will introduce you to. It is GIVERS FORUM! Feel free to read through and click on any of the links provided to register

What is givers forum?

GIVERS FORUM is a community of givers, people who provide each other financial help on the principle of “Give, it shall be given unto you, good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over…” In GIVERS FORUM you don’t have to make contracts or pledge your property, there are no lenders and no debtors. Everything is very simple: one participant asks for help — another one helps.

The only thing that GIVERS FORUM demands from its participants is to be honest and kind to each other. You ask for financial help when you need it, you give financial help when you are able to do it.

To register, click http://giversforum.net/?ref=saintlycent@gmail.com or Call/WhatsApp 08184723093 for more info!

How does it work technically?

You become a member by registering FREE on our site www.giversforum.com

You log into your account known as Personal Office with the login details you registered with.

You declare the willingness to donate ("Provide Help"), after which your account will be rewarded with the same amount you pledged. Your money will start growing from the moment of offering the contribution at the rate of 10% per week with other bonuses (Calculation of reward occurs every day) This sum shows how much you can request for yourself after a week of making the pledge and paying out to the receiving participant.

Say you have announced willingness to assist with N100,000. You will be rewarded in your Private Office with N100,000. And it will immediately start growing! A week later, this N100,000 will become N110,000 and in a month, it becomes N140,000. Accordingly, you will be able to request assistance for N110,000 in the first week, N120,000 in the 2^nd week, N130,000 in the 3^rd week and N140,000 in the 4^th week. All after your pledge might have been transferred and confirmed.

Request for providing help comes to you in your personal office. If you do not do it within 48 hours during the week and 96 hours on weekends, you will be removed from the system. (For ever and ever) and can’t register with the same name again.

To register, click http://giversforum.net/?ref=saintlycent@gmail.com or Call/WhatsApp 08184723093 for more info!

*Please note that the use of the words 10% a week cannot be considered as a yield or interest rate since the funds were given away in goodwill, we are not earning anything anywhere (we are a mutual-aid fund), it’s purely a reward for taking a risk to help a fellow participant.*

BONUSES
Apart from weekly 10% reward, here are other ways members get rewarded in Givers Forum

REGISTRATION BONUS

When registering in the system, you get a onetime reward from N1,000 to N50,000 as a token of appreciation for stepping out to help humanity (Strictly for those who make pledges immediately).

To register, click http://giversforum.net/?ref=saintlycent@gmail.com or Call/WhatsApp 08184723093 for more info!

Donations from 20,000 earns a reward of 1,000

Donations from 200,000 - earns a reward of 5,000

Donations from 500,000 - earns a reward of 10,000

Donations from 1,000,000 - earns a reward 20,000

Donations from 2,000,000 - earns a reward 50,000 

REFERRAL BONUS

Inviting new members into the Community is your additional contribution to its development. But nobody force the members of the Community to invite new participants. But at the same time, understanding that the GIVERS FORUM can’t exist without people, these bonuses motivate members to take an active position and spread the good news with their contacts.

1st generation - 10%

2nd generation - 5%

3rd generation - 3%

4th generation - 1%

To register, click http://giversforum.net/?ref=saintlycent@gmail.com or Call/WhatsApp 08184723093 for more info!

Grow Your Money By 30% In 30 Days

If you have been looking for a popular means of making cool cash online, I have a wonderful platforms I will introduce you to. It is MMM! Feel free to read through and click on any of the links provided to register.

WHAT IS MMM?

MMM is not a bank. MMM does not collect your money. MMM is not an online business, HYIP, investment or MLM program. MMM is a community where people help each other. MMM gives you a technical platform which helps millions of participants worldwide to connect those who NEED help to those who are ready to PROVIDE help, for FREE. All transferred funds to another participant are your help given by your own good will to another one, absolutely gratis. If you are completely confident and certain in your actions and make your mind to participate, we kindly ask you to study carefully all warnings and instructions first.

To register, click http://nigeria-mmm.net/?i=saintlycent@gmail.com or Call/Whatsapp 08184723093 for more info!

HOW DOES IT WORK?

MMM is a community of people providing each other financial help on the principle of gratuitousness, reciprocity and benevolence. In MMM you don’t have to make contracts or pledge your property. In MMM there are no lenders and no debtors. Everything is very simple: one participant asks for help — another one helps.

The only thing that MMM demands from its participants is to be honest and kind to each other. You ask for financial help when you need it, you give financial help when you are able to do it.

How does it work technically? You declare the willingness to give help (click in your Personal Office (hereinafter PO) "Provide Help"), after which your account will be rewarded with Mavro (internal “currency”/scores of the System). Mavros will start growing from the moment of offering the contribution at the rate of 30% per month. (Calculation of reward occurs twice a week, on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 00:00 GMT.) This sum in Mavro shows how much you can request for yourself.

Say you have announced willingness to assist with $ 100. You will be rewarded in your PO with 100 Mavro. And they will immediately start growing! A month later, these 100 will become 130 Mavro. Accordingly, you will be able to request assistance for $ 130.

However, it is not necessary at all to wait for a month. Help can be requested at any time. But only after confirmation of your mavro. What does "after confirmation" mean? It means only after you actually transfer money, i.e. really give assistance to another participant. (But not just declare willingness.) Request for providing help comes to you in your personal office. If you do not do it within 48 hours, you will be removed from the system. (For all eternity.)

To register, click http://nigeria-mmm.net/?i=saintlycent@gmail.com or Call/Whatsapp 08184723093 for more info!

Please note that the use of the words 30% a month cannot be considered as a yield or interest rate since the funds were given away, we are not earning anything anywhere (we are a mutual-aid fund), and nobody promises or guarantees to pay it! 

REGISTRATION BONUS

When registering in the system, you get from $20 to $100 as a present. But this is for only those who have contributed their own money as well. (Otherwise the System will be pulled apart. For bonuses. They will keep registering endlessly.)

1)      $20 - if you have contributed from $50 - $499. Frozen for two weeks.

2)      $50 - if you have contributed from $500 to $2'999. Frozen for a month.

3)      $100 - if you have contributed from $3,000 and above. Also frozen for a month.

Once again about “freezing”. Bear in mind that if you take your money out earlier, you'll lose registration bonus. Only the bonus! But the contribution with all the accrued interest will be paid.

Each participant is allowed to have only one account.

REFERRAL BONUS 

You get 10% from all deposits of the participant you invited. Inviting new members into the Community is your additional contribution to its development. But nobody forces the members of the Community to invite new participants. But at the same time, understanding that the MMM network can’t exist without development and participants’ encouragement in the form of referral bonuses motivate many people to take an active position.

To register, click http://nigeria-mmm.net/?i=saintlycent@gmail.com or Call/Whatsapp 08184723093 for more info!

Soon, JAMB Result Will Be Valid For Three Years

The Nigerian Senate has passed the amendment of Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board’s Act #JAMBBill SB. 245 into law. Part of the amendment is the extension of the validity of JAMB UTME results to 3 years. 

Senate President Bukola Saraki, in appreciating his distinguished colleagues for their work towards the passage of the bill said that the new amendments will indeed bring financial relief to students as well as parents and reduce bottlenecks and corruption in the admission process.

Good news!

A Writer? Etisalat is Calling For Entries

Unpublished writers now have the opportunity to enter for the 2016 edition of the Etisalat Prize for Literature, Flash Fiction Award. Entries opened September 1 and will close October 14, 2016. You can enter for this prize by submitting your captivating stories of not more than 300 words.

In today’s fast paced world where communication is right at our finger tips through the use of smart devices; phones, tablets and the likes, consumers prefer to consume information on-the-go and in bite sized chunks. Etisalat continues its effort to inspire and encourage creativity by creating a category which recognizes unpublished writers. The Flash Fiction Award therefore seeks to marry both of these concepts together thus providing added value to mobile device users across Africa.

Here’s how to enter:

• All entries will be submitted online via the website http://prize.etisalat.com.ng/flash-fiction/apply
• On approval of stories, participants are required to share the links to their stories on social media channels to garner votes when voting begins in November 2016.

The Top 50 stories will be published as an e-book compilation by okadabooks.com  and promoted online and via SMS after which a winner and two runners-up will be unveiled by a panel of judges made up of seasoned writers, authors and literary enthusiasts.

Re-emphasizing Etisalat’s commitment to supporting creativity, the Head, Event and Sponsorships, Etisalat Nigeria, Modupe Thani said the platform creates an avenue for budding African writers to have a voice and express their abilities thereby giving them a springboard for recognition.

Modupe Ojuolape Kuti, won the 2015 edition of the award for her short story ‘Gone’. She was rewarded with £1,000 cash prize and an iPhone 6. The two Runners up, Jacqueline Uche Agweh and John Chidi received £500 each and mobile devices for their stories, “Invincible” and “Madness in Degrees” respectively.

Stepmother And 2 Teachers Sentenced to Death for Murder of a 3year Old

According the News Agency Of Nigeria (NAN), an Edo High Court on Monday sentenced three people to death by hanging over the murder of a three-year-old girl. The convicts, Betty Stephen, the stepmother, and the two teachers- Johnson Ogbeide and Nancy Aiwuyor, committed the offence on February 24, 2009, at Erhiborhibo village, Orhionmwon Local Government Area of Edo.

The judge, Justice Geraldine Imadegbelo, in her judgment said the prosecution proved its case beyond reasonable doubt. She said the prosecution proved that the stepmother gave the three-year-old girl to Ogbeide, who in turn handed over the baby to his colleague, Aiwuyor, to be sold for ritual purposes.

Reviewing the evidence placed before her, the judge said the child was left in the custody of her stepmother by her parents who went to farm on the day the child was killed.

“When the victim’s parents returned, they could not find the child, only for the stepmother to confess that she stole the child to the two other convicts,” she said.

The judge also said that the prosecution established that the victim was sold for N1.5 million, her nine fingers cut off, her hair shaved as directed for the ritual.

According to judge, “seven years after the victim disappeared in the hands of the convicts without being found, the court was safe to hold that the child was dead.’ “The acts of the 1st, 2nd and 3rd accused persons which caused the death of the deceased were unlawful.” Mrs. Imadegbelo said.

The court also sentenced the convicts to 14-year jail term each for the offence of child stealing.

Sen Oluremi Tinubu has Released N75m to Sponsor a Protest Against me in Abuja -Sen Dino melaye

The political tussle between Senator Dino Melaye and his counterpart Sen Oluremi Tinubu is deepening and has taken a new turn. Melaye is alleging that Senator Remi Tinubu has released N75 million to sponsor a protest against him in Abuja. He made the allegation in a post on his Facebook wall. The piece is quite lengthy but is sure, worth a read.

A civil rights movement, Committee for the Defence of Women's Rights, has uncovered a plan by the wife of a former governor of Lagos State and chairman, Senate Committee on Women Affairs, Mrs. Oluremi Tinubu to sponsor a protest against Senator Dino Melaye this coming Wednesday in Abuja. 

The organisation said she has released N75 million to Lagos State APC Woman Leader, Mrs. Kemi Nelson through one of her sisters simply identified as Funlola. The National President of CDWR, Prof. Taibat Majekodunmi, made the revelation in a statement issued on Monday in Abuja. Already, the protesters have stormed Abuja and have booked for 300 rooms in many Hotels in hotels in Abuja. She said, "We have it on good authority that N75 million has been released by Senator Okuremi Tinubu to Mrs. Kemi Nelson through Mrs. Tinubu's sister called Funlola.

The money is to organise a protest in Abuja on Wednesday against the chairman, Denate Committee on the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Dino Melaye, with 1,000 protesters from Lagos. "The protesters have booked for 300 rooms in some in hotels in Abuja. Why did she not organize a protest against the hardship of Nigerian women and widows.

As we speak, Alade market in Ogba area of Lagos has been destroyed and all the women rendered shopless. Oluremi Tinubu did not organize protest about that. "Against the provisions of the constitution of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Kemi Nelson doubles at the State APC Women leader in Lagos and also the zonal women leader of APC in the South West. This will show her greediness and why the Tinubu dynasty has taken over Lagos.

"Women were killed in Kano and Abuja and Mrs. Tinubu is the chairman, Senate Committee on Women Affairs. She did not organize protest over these killings. Mrs. Tinubu has not protested against the skyrocketed price of tomatoes in the market. In the same vein, kerosene is now over N200 per litre and she didn't organised any protest to that effect.

"Instead, she has taken advantage of the prevailing poverty in the land to hire hungry women in the land to partake in an unproductive protest against Dino Melaye. Women like Funmilayo Ransome Kuti, Hajiya Gambosa Sawaba, Sarah Jubril, fought for woman race without attacking any man. Mrs.

Oluremi Tinubu should emulate the likes of Margaret Thatcher, Indira Ghandhi, Benazir Bhutto and our own dear Dora Akunyili. "You can imagine what N75 million will do in the lives of widows and hungry Nigerian women. We dare Mrs. Tinubu to go ahead with her planned N75 million protest in Abuja. We will also mobilize Nigerian women against this ostentatious display of wealth while the average Nigerian women wallow in abject poverty."

Nigeria Might Visit Anti-Gay Law -Goodluck Jonathan

Former President Goodluck Jonathan says Nigeria may visit the anti-gay marriage law which he signed on January 7th 2014. He stated this while speaking at Bloomberg studio today June 6th

“When it comes to equality, we must all have the same rights as Nigerian citizens. In the light of deepening debates for all Nigerians and other citizens of the world to be treated equally and without discrimination, and with the clear knowledge that the issue of sexual orientation is still evolving, the nation may at the appropriate time revisit the law” he said.

What do you think? Some sense or Beautiful Nonsense?

IK Ogbonna Calls Out Flavour N'Abania

Earlier this week,Flavour told a TV presenter during a short interview that marriage could be a distraction and could disrupt one's career. But Actor IK Ogbonna thinks otherwise.

He shared this today!
It is obvious that the actor is directly hitting at the high life musician.

Oba Of Benin Passes On

The Great Oba of Benin, Omo n'Oba n'Edo Uku Akpolokpolo Erediauwa I, has died. The monarch's death was announced by the Prime Minister and Iyase of Benin Kingdom, Chief Sam Igbe, in company of other traditional Chiefs today April 29th 2016.

“Osorhue Bunrun. Oba Erediauwa of Benin Kingdom, the Prince of Peace, Ebo, Ayemwirhe, emini mini mini, has returned with his ancestors. May he find perfect peace with God.” the Iyase said. 

May his soul R.I.P 

Nadia Buari Stuns In New Photos

Ghanaian Actress, Nadia Buari was spotted recently in an all black monochrome. The new mother is really keeping her shape in form after putting to bed a set of twins in 2015.

Sen. Ben Bruce President Not Happy With President Buhari's Travels

Senator Ben Bruce is displeased with the series of President Muhammadu Buhari's series of travels since stepping into office as Nigeria's president.

Bellow is his reaction on twitter.

Nigeria Power Generation Drops To Zero Megawatt

The nationwide power crisis being experienced in Nigeria worsened on Thursday 31^st March 2016, with a total system collapse at exactly 12.58p.m. The nation got to Ground Zero, with all the distribution companies receiving zero megawatts allocation from the system operator, the Transmission Company of Nigeria, TCN.

It was observed that before the systems collapse, allocation to Abuja Electricity Distribution Company, AEDC, earlier in the day stood at 257.97MW; the lowest in recent times. Nigeria had experienced drastic reduction in power supply through the national grid in recent time, with generation standing at 2,243.20MW, which the Federal Government blamed on vandals.

The cause of the systems collapse is yet to be established at the time of filing the story as efforts to get officials of TCN to respond to the development proved abortive.

Meanwhile, the Minister of Works, Power and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, reassured Nigerians that the 10,000 megawatts of electricity generation target set by the administration would be attained by the end of 2019.